Blankets You Can Just Fucking Die In

This striped blue blanket has a rough fucking knit that makes it a sturdy, reliable blanket that will last a long time—not that that’s really a concern for you. You could bring this motherfucker to a cabin in the middle of the woods by yourself and it will keep you nice and warm. Bring no food or water to that miserable cabin—just a bed and this blanket. Get in the bed and wrap yourself up in the blanket, nice and cozy. Lay in the bed until you fucking die of starvation slowly and peacefully, wrapped up nice and tight in this big blue fucker. Pair it with that jank-ass fucking pillow.