Bedazzled Pepper Sprays That Say, ‘I Feel Constantly Threatened But I’m Still Glamorous’

Cheetah Pepper Spray Maximum Strength, Pink Bling Key Chain Pouch (Amazon, $7.95)

You’ll be pretty in pink with this pepper spray. This key chain is super portable, so you can protect yourself anywhere! Plus, the little gemmed up case will make you twinkle under the night sky, so you can look gorgeous while you fear for you life walking to your car late at night in an empty parking garage.