Bedazzled Pepper Sprays That Say, ‘I Feel Constantly Threatened But I’m Still Glamorous’

Pre Designed Collection No.7 (Pepperface.com, $195)

Sure, it’s expensive, but look at those crystals! Plus, when your taxi driver takes you down some dark sketchy street and reaches into the backseat to touch you, you’ll be glad you spent the money. Being a woman is hard, but these gems make it a whole lot better, kind of!