Bedazzled Pepper Sprays That Say, ‘I Feel Constantly Threatened But I’m Still Glamorous’

Miss America Pepper Spray (Bling Sting, $22)

Those red, white, and blue sparkles will make all your friends say, “That’s so cute! Where did you get it? Because I’ve been thinking about getting some pepper spray myself after that weird incident at the bar with that scary guy.” You can protect yourself, and still drop jaws with your style. Who says you can’t have it all, except a sense of safety?