There's nothing more American than the home of our president, except for ruining a great day because you literally cannot put your phone down. You want to put it away, but every time you send a great text, those three little dots appear and you know he's about to piss you off so bad. So blame those three dots for your unhappiness. Once you see what he was typing and your eyes bug out of your head, type some sweeping accusations and hit send before you even know what you've said. Then remind yourself that Obama would probably be on your side in this.