Everyone knows that girls just wanna have fun! But these two besties take it to the next level: Laura Peters and Katie Dell-Alvarez are taking a weekend trip not only for a little fun, but also to fully resolve their deep-rooted issues with each other over the course of two days!
“I’m really excited to get away, even just for a little while,” said Laura. “It’s be great to spend some quality girl time with Katie and also figure out what the fuck was up with the way she acted at my bachelorette party.”
Laura and Katie have been friends for over ten years, so they’re both excited for this long overdue vacation and 48-hour-long therapy session.
“It’s so nice to catch up with Laura, we both normally have such busy lives,” said Katie. “It’s just us, upstate, shopping and bonding and drinking and laughing.”
“And also getting to the bottom of why she was such a bitch to me all of summer 2013. I haven’t forgotten,” she added. “We never really talked about why that happened.”
Witnesses to the pair’s weekend getaway can feel the tension.
“They’ve been slamming margaritas for the past three hours,” said onlooker Genevieve LeMoffat. “At first they were just acting like drunk, old sorority friends, but now they’re both crying and pretty loudly discussing their senior prom limo seating arrangement.”
“There’s obviously some deep-seated resentment going on there,” Genevieve added.
But Laura and Katie are doing this for them.
“Laura is my best friend,” said Katie. “Sure, we’ve had our ups and our downs and she slept with the guy I had a crush on for three years and told Kimberly D. that I stuffed my bra in 8th grade, but that’s what this trip is for: to escape our problems and to squash all of our beef from the past 22 years over the span of two days.”
“Exactly,” Laura added. “I can’t wait to figure out what in God’s name possessed you to post that picture I looked so horrible in on your Instagram last year.”
