Whether you’re looking for a new hookup, a friend with benefits, or something more serious, signals matter. And when you’re waiting for him to make a move, letting your potential guy know where you stand is essential. Literally, like, the location at which you stand right now. So how do you let him know you’re interested and that your current longitude and latitude are within a four-mile radius of him? Ask yourself the questions below to find out if you’re making your geographical coordinates clear to him!
Did you buy a tracking device and hack into his phone?
A playful hair touch isn’t enough if you really want to let him know you’re available. Are you using a military-grade triangulation device to track your location, and did you also jailbreak the software in his phone to ensure that he receives up-to-date alerts about your location on a minute-by-minute basis? It’s a quick and hot way to indicate to him that you’re interested in the most interesting guy in the room (him)—and also where the room is (40.7127° N, 74.0059° W).
Are you using distress signals?
So you’re not wearing a wedding ring, but are you being obvious enough? Send him a flirty flare from a boat or wave a distress flag. Men love being heroes! They’re task-oriented creatures and will definitely respond to the teasing adventure of hiking through a lakeside wood to find you—all hot and ready for him, 30° NNW!
Did you give him a walkie-talkie?
You already know to make eye contact, but did you make radio contact? Get over your social awkwardness and connect, girl! Engaging is the best way to test the waters and see if you two have chemistry. So give him a walkie-talkie tuned to the same frequency as yours, and radio him your coordinates bi-hourly.
Now you can confidently strut into any bar and know you can lock down your man with these easy signals! It’s as simple as a smile, a wink, a solid understanding of longitude and latitude, a digital compass, a boat, and a microchip behind your eye!
