What the fuck is this? Marble and wood? This beautiful cake stand has just the right amount of modern appeal to warrant at least a slight caress from a human. Your houseguests will have chills running up their spines after seeing how stunning your cupcakes look on this gorgeous display – kind of like that one time you got goosebumps after the guy at the box office accidentally touched your fingers as he handed you your single movie ticket to Mother. Ah! To feel again!