6 Cute Long Dress Shirts to Hide the Fact that You Unzip Your Pants at Work
Wrapover Cotton Blouse (H&M, $30)
This shirt has a big-ass ribbon you can position right in front of your crotch, so that halfway through the day you can let your muffin top loose. And if a fellow employee randomly walks into your cubicle, you can pretend that you’re re-tying the ribbon, instead of frantically zipping your zipper up. Fooled ‘em again!
