There are plenty of body parts that we devote time and money to maintain, but a commonly overlooked area for improvement is the forearm. Many women are blind to the fact that our forearms make a statement before we do. Wake up, ladies! Here are just six things that could obviously be better about your forearm:
Your forearm could be cuter?
That super cute new gel manicure is not fully distracting people from noticing your rather large forearm. Yuck! These aren’t breasts, these are forearms, and we want to keep the size under control. Forearm liposuction is coming into the mainstream and you should discuss the procedure with your doctor today!
Your forearm could be less boring?
Is there nothing particularly notable about your forearm? Get a tattoo! Show people that you have some character by burning an image of your favorite childhood storybook hero onto the skin of your forearm. Bonus points for including a quote with a double meaning!
Your forearm could be less hairy?
Shave that shit. It’s easy! After you finish shaving your legs, toes, vagina, belly button, nipples, neck and armpits, move right on down to that forearm, girl!
Or maybe it should be hairier?
You don’t want to look like a lame person who shaves their forearm bare. If there isn’t a healthy amount of hair on your forearm, add some. You get eyelash extensions, and this is pretty much the same thing.
Your forearm could be less badly damaged from a car accident?
So You Think You Can Drive? Well, unfortunately you just crashed your car while texting Brad and almost died while you were at it. Thankfully, you survived the accident, but you broke your arm in three places and just can’t stop noticing your forearm aesthetic is suffering. Ask your doctor about breaking your other arm in order to even things out. If he looks at you strange, ask him if he’s ever heard of Beyoncé’s single “Pretty Hurts”?!
Stop ignoring your problems and embrace what these forearm solutions can do for you!
