5 Stylish Date Night Shoes That Will Lead To A Slippery Winter Death

Galinsky Flat (DSW, $39.98)

This sparkly flat will be the focal point of your whole ensemble! In just a few tentative steps, these stylish shoes will have your date saying, “Watch out for that ice patch! Oh my god, no! Noooo!!!!” because they clearly have no outsole to keep you from slipping and cracking your skull and fucking your date up for life. It’s worth it!