5 Shorts That Let Everyone Know You Denounce the Prophecies of the Groundhog
Petite Chino Short (ASOS Design, $23)
Throw on a pair of these fancy chino shorts to let everyone know you’re not like all those other sheeple. You march to the rhythm of your own drum. You’re unique. You’re different. You don’t follow a trend that tells you what to believe, how to act, or what to wear. No, you’re a pariah who denounces the heresy of the Groundhog. Now shut up and wear these shorts!
