5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Sequin Tube Dress by Oasis ($88, ASOS)
You’ll be the picture of modesty and glamour in this long sleeve sequin embellished dress. It’s the kind of dress you can wear again and again again—unless Rob lets his dick loose and the sequins congeal together. Before it was your “go-to party dress” but now you have to forever refer to it as “that dress I can’t wear anymore because of what Rob did to it”.
