5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Women's Sequin Tulle High Neck Dress by Le Kate ($34.98, Target)
This dress is the epitome of sass and charm with its high-waisted tulle skirt and navy sequin top. Remember to take your selfies early in the night though, because when Derrick sees your dress, all he’ll see is a canvas for his jizz paintings. You knew that hook-up in the host’s bathroom was a mistake. Does anyone have a jacket you wear to cover your dress?
