5 Plastic Surgeons That Have Denied My Request for a Fucked Up Little Tail

When Dr. Werther heard of my request, he bowed his head and spoke gently yet firmly, “I am a man of science, but today I pray to God.” Apparently, this was his first-ever religious awakening, which is actually pretty cool, but not at all helpful in terms of me getting my fucked up wittle pig/monkey tail.