Okay, this one is actually kind of your fault. When you saw this on the rack you loved the material even though it was a V-neck, which you well know is not what you want, but then you thought, “Maybe I could do a V-neck?” However, you tried it on and remembered that, no, you don’t like V-necks at all. So damn close, but let’s stay positive! Your perfect white tee is out there somewhere! Right?