5 Noise-Canceling Headphones That Do Nothing to Drown Out Your Inner Monologue

Bose Noise Cancelling Wireless Bluetooth Headphones 700 ($349)

Wireless, bluetooth capabilities? Check! Eleven levels of noise-canceling to control distractions or let ambient sound in? Check! The ability to eat a cupcake without hearing the voice of your mother telling you to go back to Weight Watchers? Or question how someone in federal custody on charges of sex trafficking conveniently had their cell-mate removed and then never replaced? Not so much.