5 Noise-Canceling Headphones That Do Nothing to Drown Out Your Inner Monologue

Enjoy immersive listening with these wireless headphones. Their noise-canceling feature filters sounds like your roommate watching another episode of “Friends” or that stranger on the subway platform trying to talk to you when you clearly have headphones on. Unfortunately, this technology won’t be able to drown out your imposter syndrome, urges to go back to grad school, or constant wondering as to how the two cameras in front of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s cell BOTH malfunctioned in the time before his death.