5 Neon Eye Shadows That Say, ‘Please Ignore My Request for a Low-key 30th Birthday Party’

So if you want your friends to think that you’re calm and chill even though you’re definitely not, try out any of these neon eye shadow options that say, “If you don’t throw the biggest birthday party I’ve ever seen, you’re going to regret it for the rest of our friendship. And my memory is long.” Happy 30th!