5 Neon Eye Shadows That Say, ‘Please Ignore My Request for a Low-key 30th Birthday Party’
Trendy in Tokyo 16 Color Shadow Palette (BH Cosmetics, $6)
What better way to let your friends know that you want this party to be on at least 30 people’s IG stories than an entire neon eyeshadow palette to use at your disposal? With this palette, you can use several different colors that boldly say, “Don’t even think about playing it safe this year,” all while you lie out of your ass about how you don’t even want your friends to stress about your b-day after “the year we’ve all head”. Yeah fucking right!
