5 Neon Eye Shadows That Say, ‘Please Ignore My Request for a Low-key 30th Birthday Party’

Colorfix Neon in Wasabi (Danessa Myricks, $18)

Let your friends know that you definitely weren’t serious when you said you wanted an “intimate gathering” for your b-day this year by donning this glossy neon green shadow. You obviously aren’t going to want to look this eye-catching over charcuterie at your best friend’s apartment.