5 Neon Eye Shadows That Say, ‘Please Ignore My Request for a Low-key 30th Birthday Party’

Always On Cream Shadow Squad in Peacemaker (Smashbox, $11)

This bright yellow shadow is almost as glaringly obvious as the fact that you want at least 80 people to come to your party at your favorite club, even though you keep telling your friends that it would be nice to do a small dinner with close friends. Luckily, if they’re looking at your face, they’ll know what you really want this year.