5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning

With only five pure mineral ingredients, this classic matte-ifying powder absorbs oil, moisture, flesh, blood, bones and muscle until you are simultaneously everywhere in the universe and nowhere at all. This all-natural formulation is light enough to sleep in – to sleep forever, maybe – doesn’t that sound soothing? Here in the void, it’s just like sleeping. Give in. Give in to the void.