5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning

This all-in-one foundation transforms the look of skin immediately, creating a dark abyss where the troubles of this universe cease to trouble you any longer. It has an almost weightless feel, just like the Great Eternal Void where you and I shall be Nothing At All. Powered with rose fruit extract, it also provides broad-spectrum SPF 30 – although that really won’t be necessary because sunlight will never reach you here. Girl, #treatyourself!