5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning
Coty Airspun Loose Face Powder ($7, Amazon)
Ideal for giving your look a flawless matte finish, this powder will last all day and all night and on and on forever until the end of space and time. Your skin won’t break out, and neither will you, because baby, you’re in the void forever, now! This product is perfect for hiding wrinkles, blemishes, and any conscious understanding of the outside world. You live amongst the powder now; welcome. Color us OBSESSED!
