5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning

Kat Von D Lock-It Foundation ($35, Sephora)

This creamy, highly pigmented foundation comes in 30 shades, so you’re sure to find one to match the particular shade of darkness that lies deep within your soul. Just one layer corrects discoloration and stops shine, drawing you in further and further until you are lost within its vast confines, somehow so empty and yet so constricting. Everything is smooth here, so very smooth. Now THAT’S a game changer!