5 Hyper-Masculine Coasters He Still Won’t Use

Craft Charcoal Grey Ceramic Coasters (Craft & Barrel, $14.95)

These charcoal coasters are perfect for the modern refined man, who is still not refined enough to have a damn coaster under his drink. Even though it only takes five seconds to put one down, these coasters will serve as table decoration and never be used for their original function.