5 Guys Where It’s Like, What’s Going On With Them?

Bart has been really into magical thinking lately, which is friggin’ shocking and unbelievably disappointing. I guess he truly believes that if you think about a car hard enough you’ll get the car. Technically there’s nothing wrong with that, like, he’s not hurting anyone, but it’s bizarre and pathetic. Is he still in the city? Maybe he moved, it’s hard to keep up.