5 Flowers That Are Tall Enough to Marry

Purpletop Vervain

This flower can grow up to 6 ft tall (perfect) but they self seed regularly, meaning it can become an invasive species or noxious weed. That’s right ladies, they’ll never leave you, but they will absolutely cheat on you. Don’t waste any time trying to convince yourself that they can change, they absolutely can’t. On the bright side, they’re rarely attacked by insects, but that could be a warning sign as much as anything. If you’re down for an open marriage, or you just don’t care about cheating, this is a great option. They’re tall, virile and they won’t put up a fuss if they have to pick up the kids from school while you run an errand or two. That’s what we call a life partner.