5 Flowers That Are Tall Enough to Marry

Delphinium can grow up to 2 meters tall, which is nothing to scoff at, no sir. This pretty boy flower is often bread as an ornamental plant for traditional gardens, so the biggest challenge you might have is convincing its family that YOU are good enough. Additionally, you may not be able to hold philosophical conversations with this decorative breed, but why would you want to when you’ve got this tall hunk of handsome blue and purple toned cultivar to gaze at over morning coffee? The biggest downside to the delphinium is that they are highly, highly toxic. That’s right, no eating or fucking this magical beast, known for poisoning herds of cattle. No flower is perfect, we guess, but at least they are tall!