5 Fair Isle Sweaters to Wear Around Your Garbage City

Thanks to the graphic, pop color palette, this Fair Isle sweater is a little bit vintage and a little bit modern – perfect for transitioning from your day job to your night job, both of which you need to survive in this urine-soaked metropolis. Whether you’re dressing up your withering self-confidence or dressing down your crippling credit card debt, this warm cashmere blend will make you forget about the dreams you once had for your life. Press ‘decline’ on that call from your mom, and press ‘accept’ on this classic crewneck!