5 Fair Isle Sweaters to Wear Around Your Garbage City

Fringed Nordic Fair Isle Sweater (J. Jill $99)

A mock neck pullover with fringed yarns gives this sweater a modern take on traditional designs. You’ll make an impression as you walk outside of the office for the first time all day into the pitch black of a 4:30 pm afternoon. The darkness (both inside your soul and all around you) pushes you to pay $20 for a mediocre salad that won’t fill the nagging hunger that never dissipates. Ta-da!