Winter is the perfect time to break out a cozy, traditional Fair Isle sweater. While it’s named after the most remote inhabited island in the United Kingdom, you’ll wear it trudging through the overpopulated filthy pukehole you call home. Check out these five sweaters with eye-catching patterns that whisper, “The air is fresh today,” as you quietly suppress the nagging certainty that you’re not meant to live in this hellish, shitshow of a city.