5 Fair Isle Sweaters to Wear Around Your Garbage City

This vintage-inspired sweater has you looking like you’re living that après-ski lifestyle, when you’re actually experiencing a hungover, cold-sweat-because-the-train-is-late-again vibe while a rat eats a churro. Use the foldover turtleneck to shield your neck from the cold of the slopes, or to cover your nose as you step into an empty subway car and the smell of cold, human feces hits your nostrils. So chic!