5 Dish Towels With Bad Words For Moms Who Are Feeling A Little Wild But Not Fucking Crazy

“Don’t Make Me Poison You” Towel, (Etsy, $9)

Wowwwww. This towel really went there! Keep this on hand for when you’re ready to pull out the big guns. It’s a joke, but it packs a punch! But this is a punch people can probably handle, hehehe.