5 Chokers That Say, ‘I Need To Take Small Sips Right Now’

Denim Crochet Choker Set (Forever 21, $5.99)

This is so elegant and old timey, you could wear it to the opera! You can get a real classy drink there, like a Manhattan, which will just sit in your mouth until you tilt your head back and let gravity slide it down to your stomach, since any bigger movement might kill you. How natural! You’ll look so beautiful and not at all tipsy since you’ve made it impossible for yourself to drink.