5 Balloon Jeans That Will Help You Finally Seduce the Old Guy From ‘Up’
Balloon Ultra High-Rise Curved Taper (Agolde, $113)
The bagginess of these jeans will make that old geezer’s dick rise faster than his house did at the beginning of the movie– and while they don’t have any actual helium in them, there’s nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination (like imagining there is helium in them)!
