4 Sexy Dresses That Are Perfect For Exposing Your Whole Butt When You Drop Something

Style - Jul 27, 2017 By: Eva Victor

Bandeau Shirred Mini Dress With Peplum Hem (ASOS, $24)

Beach bum?? Yeah, we're all looking at yours! Bend over to pick up that sea shell you dropped, and you'll give every beach rat a pastoral view of your rectum! Free colonoscopy, ladies! We love peplum, and the beach loves your poopy place!

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