4 Sexy Dresses That Are Perfect For Exposing Your Whole Butt When You Drop Something

Wear this crochet mini to your BFF's engagement party, make a speech, drop the mic, then show everyone you've ever known your sweet, sweet taint! You dropped the mic, then your taint will figuratively drop the mic by being like, “Hey bitches, I'm a taint that’s fully visible at this formal affair!” You'll have the best man lifting up that trim to get to that rim in no time! Do you take this taint to be your taint!? I DO!