4 Self-Administered Tests to Determine if the Magic School Bus is in You Right Now

Quick Response Magic Check ($30)

This test is the fastest one of the bunch, taking about 15 minutes, but its results are not the most accurate of the three. However, 80% of these tests can accurately report whether or not the Magic School Bus is inside of you or not. If you’re part of that 80%, then yay! We hope your body is bus-free. Unless you want a tiny buss full of school children and their quirky lesbian teacher inside of you, in which case we hope for that, too!