4 Raincoats That Say, ‘You’re on Your Own, Lower Half’

What better way to say, “I value my electronics more than my genital comfort” than a lightweight raincoat with plenty of pockets to store your phone and earbuds. Sure, your pants will still get wet and subsequently your underwear will get wet and subsequently your junk will get wet and subsequently lead to some kind of infection––but that’s your lower halves’ problem! All that really matters is that once you get to your destination, you can safely remove your phone from its water-resistant coat pocket and start Googling antifungal medications.