4 Raincoats That Say, ‘You’re on Your Own, Lower Half’

Fisher Creek Casual Shell Jacket (Columbia $90)

Show your above-the-belt region the favoritism it deserves with this stylish casual-wear raincoat and hope the compliments you get will distract you from the seemingly endless puddle you’re accumulating every time you sit down. Sorry not sorry, lower half! You’re basically the basement of the body. Like, yeah, a flooded basement sucks, but a flooded upstairs is a million times worse. Sucks to be you, leggies!