4 Raincoats That Say, ‘You’re on Your Own, Lower Half’

Athletes will love this breathable jacket that keeps you from overheating as you run in the rain, undoubtedly kicking up water and splashing your vulnerable glutes and calves while your upper body basks in the womb-like comfort of the coat's interior. The misery of feeling like you’ve wet yourself with an endless stream of piss will completely override the misery of working out!