4 Platform Sandals That Will Show Animated Lizzie McGuire There’s a New Fun Bitch in Town

Emery Platform Espadrille Sandal ($89.95, Nordstrom)

Take a unique approach to platform sandals with these espadrille style wedges. Espadrilles have been a staple of footwear in Western European countries since as early as the 14th century, but their popularity peaked in the early 2000’s when Lizzie MacGuire put a pair of orange platform flip flops on her fun bitch feet. Anyway, that bitch is over because there’s a fresh bitch laboriously stumbling down these streets, and it’s you in these cumbersome platform sandals!