4 Platform Sandals That Will Show Animated Lizzie McGuire There’s a New Fun Bitch in Town

These sandals will make every passerby do a double take during which they first say, “Is that animated Lizzie McGuire from the hit early aughts teen sitcom Lizzie McGuire?” but then go, “Oh, wait, no. It’s a new fun bitch, and old fun bitch Lizzie better step the hell out of the way before she gets run down by those massive platform sandals.” Sorry, Liz! Looks like there’s a new fun bitch in town.