4 Perfume Atomizers That Scream, ‘Yeah, I Took A Burlesque Class Once’

Oleg Cassini ($20, Bed Bath & Beyond)

This atomizer glistens like the sweat you dropped from that one class you took and realized, holy shit, this is a lot of work and maybe not for me. Who am I here for? Is it for myself or to figure out moves I can do in front of my boyfriend? I knew I should’ve done hot yoga instead.