4 No-Show Socks That Say ‘These Ankles Are Getting Some Ass Tonight’
AEO No Show Socks 5-Pack (American Eagle, $12.95)
You’ll have days of breezy comfort with this five pack. Better yet, this bargain pack sets your ankles up with a whole week of ass. Your ankles will be getting ass, ass, ass, ass, and ass again, and the whole world will know it. These footbed hugging socks scream, “Sorry, but these ankles are about to be knee-deep in good ass.” Are your ankles running for mayor of ass? Because it looks like they’re about to get every vote.
