4 Fuzzy Sandals To Show The World You’re A Lot

Faux Fur Slides, H&M, $17.99

Are you once again the most interesting person in a room full of boring, ugly mouth-breathers? Radiate your superiority by wearing these fun showstoppers that you’ll have to throw away if they even get slightly dirty because there is no way to clean them. Not that you’d clean them anyway. That’s beneath you. Just buy more shoes and keep being extra all over the place!!