4 Fuzzy Sandals To Show The World You’re A Lot

Faux Fur Sandals, Urban Outfitters, $10

You’re the kind of woman who makes every moment about YOU and you don’t care who knows it! And it doesn’t matter what’s happening that may make these shoes a nightmare of unwieldiness. Sure, these shoes are totally inconvenient in any sort of inclement weather, but you won’t walk anyway, right? You’ll get someone to pick you up! Because bitch, you’re a lot!