Frisco 72-Inch Faux Fur Cat Tree and Condo (Chewy)
This enormous cat tree and condo will allow Charlie to explore and climb on something that is actually rooted in reality, unlike his countless posts about how Hillary Clinton feasts on the blood of children to fuel her immense power. If you want to stop your cat from a Pizzagate-style insurrection, try out this very distracting scratching post that will also help keep him from frantically typing, “WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????” several times a day.